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Palaisipan 2

Posted by admin On October - 14 - 2008

Napadaan si Ramon sa isang tulay na kawayan. Dahil luma at marupok
na, 100 kilos lang ang kaya ng tulay. Alam ni Ramon na 90 kilos ang
kanyang bigat, meron siyang backpack na 8 kilos, at dalawang melon na 2
kilos ang bigat bawat isa, kaya lahat-lahat ay102 kilos ang bigat.
Nagaalala siya baka bumagsak ang tulay sa kanyang bigat. Ayaw niyang
iwanan ang isang melon at sayang naman. Ayaw niyang ipukol ang isang
melon sa kabila ng ilog at madudurog lang ito.

May naisip siyang paraan para makatawid sa tulay na dala ang kanyang
backpack at dalawang melon. Ano ang naisip niyang paraan?

Bush Global Warming miracle Red Sea Intrt

Posted by admin On October - 12 - 2008

Happy Birthday Juluz!

Posted by admin On October - 11 - 2008

hapi birthday juluz.. salamat sa pagpakaon.. hahahah karasa la.. halos tanan nga parag computer sa databytes nakadto sa birthday ni juluz.. hehehe astig.. karasa sa spageti,tikang kami ngadto 10am - 7pm. grabe na hulog pa gud ak sa kanal.. hehehe kasirom man gad sa agihan.. nag enjoy kami sa birthday niya..

Meditation

Posted by admin On October - 7 - 2008

Meditation is great for stress management. Remember stress occurs in your mind, that doesn’t make it less real. It means your mind is the key to remove stress from your life. You will experience, relaxation, increased awareness, mental focus, clarity and a sense of peace if meditation is practiced regularly.The following physiological effects of meditation have been documented

  • Reduced blood pressure
  • Lower pulse rate
  • Decreased metabolic rate
  • Changes in the concentration of serum levels of various substances.

Meditate frequently and you will find that you gain a deeper understanding of yourself through the observation of what occurs in your mind. You will find that you gain valuable insights into who you really are.

Inspirational Quotes

Posted by admin On October - 7 - 2008

There are risks and costs to a programme of action, but they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction.
John F. Kennedy

Communication is to a relationship what breathing is to living.
Virginia Satir

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Mahatma Gandhi

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Alan Kay

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein

Fear is the foundation of all human limitations.
Benny the Jet

Because we cling to the past we become unavailable to the present.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Mark Twain

Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.
Lao Tzu

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary.
Vidal Sassoon

Fear is not of the present, but only of past and future - which does not exist.
A Course in Miracles

In the pursuit of learning, every day something is acquired. In the pursuit of Tao, every day something is dropped.
Lao Tsu

My dad always used to say, “If you’re falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You have nothing to lose.”
Captain John Sheridan, Babylon 5

It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W.Somerset Maugham

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.
Napoleon Hill

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.
Albert Einstein

When you are afraid of something you are acknowledging it’s power to hurt you.
A Course in Miracles

The Force both obeys and commands.
Yoda, Star Wars

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
Dr Robert Schuller

You who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness.
Kahlil Gibran

Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

about UEP

Posted by admin On October - 7 - 2008

Brief History

Over a span of 77 years, the University of Eastern Philippines has metamorphosed from a municipal agricultural school to a full pledge university status.  It was first opened in 1918 as the Catarman Agricultural School and was renamed as the Catarman National Agricultural High School in 1951.  On June 14, 1957, the school was again converted into the Samar Institute of Technology.  In response to the call for increasing manpower needs to propel rural development, the SIT was finally converted on January 27, 1964 into the University of Eastern Philippines by virtue of Republic Act No. 4126.

The University of Eastern Philippines is a lone comprehensive publich higher education institution in the Eastern Visayas region.  Elevated to a university status in 1964 through Republic Act 4126 from the Samar Institute of Technology,  UEP is mandated “to primarily give  technical and professional training, advanced instruction in literature, philosophy, the sciences and the arts, besides  providing  for the promotion of scientific and technological researches.”

At present, UEP has a total academic offerings of sixty six programs, i.e, 31 graduate and 35 undergraduate programs.  In addition to those academic programs, the University has its satillite campuses in the Muncipalities of Lao-ang and Catubig  (or UEP Lao-ang and UEP Catubig).

On the top of its academic function, UEP has been vigorously implementing research and development including outreach programs not only to reinforce its instruction thrusts and priorities but making its presence felt especially in improving the socio-economic condition of the local people in the service area.

The hopes and aspirations of the entire academic community are driven by its institutional vision statement that “By the year 2010, the University of Eastern Philippines shall be a world class university, serving a progressive region with an agro-industrial economy propelled by an empowered people enjoying peace and harmony in an ecologically balanced environment”.

Vision

A world class university serving a progressive region with an agro-industrial economy propelled by an empowered people enjoying peace and harmony in ecologically balanced environment.

Mission

The development of man and his environment.  The Learner in its entirety will become honest, hardworking, competent, efficient and effective accelerator of progress imbued with an enlightened sense of nationalism and strong commitment to service.

Source: http://sitekreator.com/hijos/uep.html

Counter-Strike Cheats

Posted by admin On October - 1 - 2008

Cheat: Adjust Gravity

During gameplay access your console (default key is the ~ button). Now enter sv_gravity and a number between (-999-999999)
Note: This code can only be entered fron the host server.
Cheat: Auto-Reload
This code must also be entered from the Host Computer. Hit the ~ (by default).
Enter: +reload
This codes works, but it’s slightly annoying. After every shot you will reload. If you get sick of it, enter this code:
-reload
This will disable auto-reload.
Cheat: Set the C4 Timer
This code must also be entered from the Host Computer. Hit the ~ (by default). Enter: Mp_c4timer (enter a # between –1000 and 1000) –1000 will be a very short timer, and 1000 is a long timer.
Cheat: Faster Movement
These codes must be entered from the Host Computer. Hit the ~ (by default) to access the game console.

  • Fast forward: cl_forwardspeed (enter # between 0 and 999)
  • Fast backward: cl_backwardspeed (enter # between 0 and 999)
  • Fast strafe: cl_sidespeed (enter # between 0 and 999)
Cheat: Level Select
This code must also be entered from the Host Computer. Hit the ~ (by default). Enter: Changelevel (map name)
Cheat: Client trace
On the host comp, enter: sv_clienttrace 999999999.
Every shot will surely hit. The default is 1
Cheat List
Access the console by pressing “`”

  • Enables cheats: sv_cheats 1
  • Bots only buy snipers: bot_sniper_only
  • Bots only use knives: bot_knives_only 1
  • All Deleted Scenes: cl_levellocks 16382
  • Enemies don’t see you: notarget
  • Go through walls: noclip
  • Invincibility: god
  • Kills all bots: bot_kill
  • Make bot go to specific locations: bot_goto_mark
  • Bots don’t move: bot_zombie 1
  • Set the bot´s difficulty level: bot_difficulty
  • Bots will only buy pistols: bot_pistols_only
  • Restart the map without losing any goals: restart
Cheat: Auto Aim
Automatically aims at your enemies by using the right click abilities of your gun: sv_aim
Submitted by Junje
Cheat: Bind Costumes
This code can also not be entered from the Host Computer. Hit the ~ (by default)
Enter:

  • bind w “+forward;model sas”
  • bind d “+moveright;model gig-n”
  • bind a “+moveleft;model l337″
  • bind s “+back;model arctic”
  • bind uparrow “+forward;model vip”
  • bind rightarrow “+moveright;model sciencetist”
  • bind leftarrow “+moveleft;model gorila”
  • bind downarrow “+back;model sas”
Submitted by junje

Friendster Layout: Rasta Layout

Posted by admin On October - 1 - 2008

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